Mrs. Channing: Excuse me, Sir. Perhaps I can be of help to you. The doormen's convention is downstairs.
Fred: Uh, perhaps I can be of help to you. The dogcatcher's on the way up.
Mrs. Channing: Well, I never.
Fred: Well, maybe if you tried wearing a mask.
Mrs. Channing: Who are you?
Fred: I happen to be Committeeman Fred G. Sanford...and the G is for "government"