Fred (to Lamont): Everything you say will be held against you - like some of these! (shakes fist)
Lamont: That's a papaya.
Fred: A papaya? Well, where's my pa-present?
Fred (to Rollo): You're a no good cheatin' liar! And on the other hand, you're a no good lyin' cheater!
Fred: You're gonna need insturance, because I'm about to perform a 459.
Rollo: What's a 459?
Fred: Breaking and entering you skull!
Fred: You mean I've been doing my imitation of Ink Spots with pasties?
Fred: Will you take the garbage out?
Rollo: Sure, where is it?
Fred: In your shoes!
This episode was videotaped on July 26, 1974.