Grady: Oh c'mon Fred, Lamont and his older girlfriend looked pretty good together.
Fred: Yeah now, when he's 34 and she's 44. But what's it gonna look like twenty years from now when he's 54 and she's 108?
Fred: There's a whole sea of women out there waiting for you to tickle their tuna!
Fred: I'm making something new, something borrowed and something blue, because you're bringing something old!
Lamont: It's new cologne. It's called "Days of Paris."
Fred: Well, it smells like "Nights in El Segundo."
Lamont: Hello, Pop!
Fred: Hello Lamont, you big ugly dummy!
Lady customer (holding a dress): Sir, what would be your reaction to this?
Fred: A rash under my armpits.
Lady customer: Well, I never!
Fred: I bet you did!
This episode was videotaped on January 24, 1975.