Esther(to Eve): You look like a nice lady. You probably didn't realize you were going out with a married man.
Fred: A married man? You know good and well your sister Elizabeth passed over twenty years ago.
Esther: You promised to stay married to her until death do you part.
Fred: And she parted.
Esther: But you ain't...yet, and in the eyes of The Lord you're still married.
Fred: Oh you got that wrong.
Esther: Don't tell me. I know the Lord. I pray every day. Oh glory!
Fred: If I looked like you, I'd turn to prayer too. Oh ugly!