(The Fremont, Missouri fire alarm has sounded and the only judge in town, who had just married Fred and Esther and was about to annul it, is getting ready to go fight the fire.)
Fred: Where are you going, Judge?
Judge: It's a small town. I'm also the city fire chief. That sounds like a four alarmer, you know.
Fred: Wait a minute! Come back! I'm still married! I'm still married to the creature that ate Okefenokee!
Esther: Where are you going old fool?
Fred: I'm going to follow the judge. Anything happens to him, I'm gonna throw myself in the flames!