Sanford

Season 2 Episode 2

Here Comes the Bride (2)

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Aired Saturday 9:00 PM Jan 09, 1981 on NBC

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    • (The judge is performing the ceremony after telling Fred & Esther they must be married before he can annul it & they can be rid of each other and the judge can be rid of them)
      Judge: Esther, do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse; for richer or poorer; in sickness and in health; to love honor, cherish, and obey until death do you part?
      Esther(reticently): I do.
      Fred(angrily): You would.
      Judge: Fred?
      Fred: What?
      Judge: Do you take this woman...
      Fred: Judge, I've taken all I can stand.
      Judge: ...to be your lawfully wedded wife, for better or worse...
      Fred: If this is better, I can't do no worse.
      Judge: ...for richer or poorer; in sickness and in health; to love honor, cherish, and obey....
      Fred: None of the above.
      Judge: ...until death do you part?
      (Fred stands silently.)
      Judge: Mr. Sanford, just say I do.
      (Fred moves his lips to say I do but nothing comes out and Esther elbows him to try to get him to speak)
      Cal: Come on, partner. You got it licked now.
      Fred(hesitantly): I do.
      Judge: The by the power vested in me by the state of Missouri, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
      Fred: Well, on with the annulment.

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