Saturday Night Live

Season 29 Episode 5

Andy Roddick/Dave Matthews

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM Nov 08, 2003 on NBC

Episode Recap

20/20: Barbara Walters asks Martha Stewart what she thinks about everybody in the country hating her guts. (Dratch, Poehler)

MONOLOGUE: John McEnroe is upset that Andy Roddick is hosting and Andre 3000 crashes his monologue. (Roddick, John McEnroe, Dratch, Fey, Mitchell, Poehler, Rudolph, Paula Pell, J.B. Smoove)

CRYOGENIX: Minor illnesses are positive reasons to be frozen and having your head decapitated from your body. (Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Richards, Rudolph)

Z105: Joey Mack gives guest Andy Roddick a hard time by changing his voice as part of the crew. (Roddick, Fallon)

BATTLE OF THE SEXES II: Billie Jean King challenges number one tennis player Andy Roddick to another grudge match of the sexes. (Roddick, John McEnroe, Armisen, Hammond, Mitchell, Thompson)

THE GOVERNESS: Babysitter uses cheery, chipper music to tame a hyper teenager. (Roddick, Dratch, Parnell, Poehler)

SNL UPDATE: Commentators John McEnroe and Chris Parnell dissect Andy Roddick's performance thus far. (John McEnroe, Parnell)

ANDERSON MELLNER YEAR END PARTY: Hall & Oates give a musical rendition to business workers and employees to the tune of "She's Gone." (Roddick, Armisen, Forte)

ADOPTION: Richard Williams attempts to get Andy Roddick to sign adoption papers. (Roddick, Thompson)

"SAVE ME": (Matthews, Trey Anastasio)

WEEKEND UPDATE: Presidential candidate Tim Calhoun is not afraid to admit to several mistakes he's made in the past; two-faced Rosie O'Donnell is cheery with Jimmy Fallon and bitter with Tina Fey. (Fallon, Fey, Forte, Sanz)

TENNIS TALK: Time-travelling Scott Joplin takes a minute to interview 1992 Andre Agassi, present-day Andre Agassi, and future Andre Agassi. (Roddick, Forte, Meyers, Rudolph)

MERV THE PERV: Perverted Mervin Watson harasses innocent patients at an gynecologist's office. (Roddick, Dratch, Parnell, Poehler, Rudolph)

"SO DAMN LUCKY": (Matthews, Trey Anastasio)

JOCK TALK: Boneheaded jocks host their own talk show about weightlifting and dating girls. (Roddick, John McEnroe, Dratch(VO), Forte(VO), Meyers, Richards)

ACTION NEWS 13: News anchors are bothered by the continuation of the opening music. (Roddick, Forte, Rudolph)