Seth Meyers |
Himself |
Fred Armisen |
Himself |
Darrell Hammond |
Himself |
Kristen Wiig |
Herself |
Casey Wilson |
Herself |
Jason Sudeikis |
Himself |
Gnarls Barkley |
Themselves |
Guest Star |
Demi Moore |
Herself |
Guest Star |
Ashton Kutcher |
Himself |
Recurring Role |
Cameron Diaz |
Kiki Deamore |
Recurring Role |
The "Death by Chocolate" shorts were created by Thank You For Smoking and Juno director Jason Reitman.
Kiki: Hit the bars at closing time, or what I like to call "Open Season."
Toni: I met my current boyfriend at 1:50 AM at a Bennigan's. I drove him to his dorm and we've been together ever since.
Kiki: See, somebody has read the book. Last -and this is muy importante- Be direct.
Dierdre: That's what I do. I just walk up and say "Look, it's not going to be as gross as you think."
Toni: Then later I gave him a blow joy on my wicker fan chair.
Jacqueline: Joy?
Toni: Well, it's certainly not a job!
General Patraeus: You opposed this war from the beginning?
Hillary Clinton: Of course. What do you mean?
General Patraeus: I thought you voted for the war, and supported it until you ran for President.
Hillary Clinton: Who told you that? That's crazy. Everyone knows I have been against this war my entire life. The whole reason I got into public service way back in 1974 in Arkansas was to prevent our going to war with Iraq, in case anyone might one day suggest it. So when you imply that I was ever for this war that's incorrect and a lie and don't say it. Now, could I ask you a question about sniper fire?
General Petraeus: Okay...
Hillary Clinton: Would you say that sniper fire can often be very quiet and hard to detect? Especially on video tape?
General Petraeus: I suppose.
Hillary Clinton: I have no further questions.
Sketches not shown in the 60 minute version: the Nicholas Fehn segment on Weekend Update, "The Mellow Show," "Four Buddies sing 'Amie,'" "Daiquiri Girl" (Digital Short), "Cougar Den," "Death By Chocolate" (parts 2 and 3), and Gnarls Barkley's performance of "Who's Gonna Save My Soul?"
Sketches cut after dress rehearsal: two policeman (Bill Hader, Will Forte) try to help a man (Ashton) avoid jumping from a ledge; a man (Ashton) wants to end his relationship with his girlfriend (Casey Wilson) only to find she's unwilling to let it go; a commercial spoof profiling the ever-terrible New York Knicks; a backstage bit where Ashton meets Charles Barkley and asks about his band; and the awkward office duo Jean and Neal (Kristin Wiig and Will Forte) are bottomless on a boat with yet another fellow co-worker (Ashton).
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Aired 5/11/13
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