Samantha: Well, as long as we're on the topic of big announcements, I have something to tell you all- I'm a dude! Charlotte: Well, you certainly date like one.
Samantha: I'm not joking. I'm a dude! I've been hiding my candy from you for the last six years!
Carrie: Wait a minute! A-a-are you saying that you-you're a... Samantha: A tranny. Miranda: Wait, you're a- Samantha: A drag queen, a shanghai surprise, a plum smuggler... Charlotte: You're a... Samantha: A private dick. Miranda: Okay, okay we get it.