Saturday Night Live

Season 18 Episode 20

Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM May 08, 1993 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Matt Foley: (runs up the stairs, bouncing back and forth as he talks) Alright, how's everybody? Good! Good! Good! Now, as your father probably told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker! Now, let's get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river! Now, you kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to Jack Squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river!

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