Matt Foley: Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?
Brian: I... actually, Matt, I kind of wanna be a writer.
Matt Foley: Well, la-dee-freakin'-da! We've got ourselves a writer here! (sarcastic, shakes glasses) Hey, Dad, I can't see real good. Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?
Dad: Well, actually Matt, Ellen and I have encouraged Brian in his writing.
Matt Foley: Dad, I wish you could just shut your... big... YAPPER!