THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES: Bill Clinton gives reasons why the Republican party candidates will not be voted for. (Hammond)
MONOLOGUE: Christina Ricci introduces her awkward twin sister. (Ricci, Dratch)
SPARTANS HOLIDAY PARADE: Craig and Arianna perform cheers at a holiday parade. (Ricci, Fallon, Ferrell, Oteri)
AND SO THIS IS CHANUKAH: Non-Jewish superstars of music sing in Chanukah special. (Ricci, Fallon, Ferrell (VO), Gasteyer, Kattan, Meadows, Morgan, Oteri, Parnell, Shannon)
WHO WANTS TO EAT: Impoverished contestants compete for food on game show. (Ricci, Dratch, Ferrell (VO), Hammond, Kattan, Meadows)
TAXICAB CONFESSIONS: Cab driver is distracted by attractive woman's sexy anecdotes. (Ricci, Meadows)
FUN WITH REAL AUDIO: On Friends, the cast is oblivious to the apocalyptic nightmare outside of the coffee shop.
WEEKEND UPDATE: WTO spokesperson Jacob Silj is infuriated by Colin Quinn's insensitive remarks of his voice immodulation problem. (Ferrell, Quinn)
"MIXED BIZNESS": (Beck)
GOTH TALK: The gothic crew mourn the death of Azrael Abyss. (Ricci, Ferrell, Hammond (VO), Kattan, Shannon)
SALLY: Sally Jesse Raphael fails in her attempt to sedate an out-of-control teenager. (Ricci, Gasteyer, Hammond (VO), Morgan, Shannon)
"SEXX LAWS": (Beck)
MADELINE KAHN TRIBUTE: Encore presentation of Madeline Kahn's performance of "I Feel Pretty."