Man who is scared of plants: Hi. These are my cactuses. I put googly eyes on them. A lot of people are putting googly eyes on their cactuses nowadays. I think it's because cactuses are dangerous. Cactuses have pricklers that can stab you in your hands, and your throat, your face. So you need to know where you stand with them all times. The only way to know where to stand with someone is to look into their eyes, right? Normally plants don't have eyes, so it's hard for me to trust them. Hence, googly eyes. Still, a good rule of thumb. Don't turn your back on a cactus.