Saturday Night Live Season 27 Episode 9

CBS NEWS SPECIAL REPORT: Recently discovered tape shows Osama Bin Laden talking about the reluctance of the terroist acts. (Ferrell, Hammond, Meyers, Sanz, Jim Downey (VO))



MONOLOGUE: Ellen DeGeneres announces that her homosexuality declaration was a falsehood started at a party. (DeGeneres)



OAKHURST MALL NATIVITY SCENE: Marty Culp and Bobbi Mohan-Culp perform a medley at the mall within a nativity scene. (DeGeneres, Ferrell, Gasteyer)



KITTY SINGLETON, FEDERAL AGENT: Female federal agent doesn't have any combat skills. (DeGeneres, Edwards, Ferrell, Rudolph, Sanz)



THE NARRATOR THAT RUINED CHRISTMAS: Snowman narrator is depressed over the terrorist attacks. (Chris Parnell (VO), Poehler (2 VOs), Rudolph (VO))



"HEY BABY": (Doubt)



WEEKEND UPDATE: Tracy Morgan gives some romantic holiday gift ideas; Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey pay tribute to NYC mayor Rudolph Giuliani by singing "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?" (Rudolph Giuliani, Fallon, Fey, Morgan)



ELLEN LOVES MANGO: Ellen DeGeneres becomes an outcast among the lesbian community for falling in love with Mango, leading to a Beatle-esque climax. (DeGeneres, Ferrell, Kattan, Richards, Sanz)



FAMILY VACATION: Family panics after forgetting to turn off several household appliances. (DeGeneres, Dratch, Fallon, Ferrell)



MY BIG THICK NOVEL: On lying to the Martians about the noise in his pants.



DAD'S NEW GIRLFRIEND: Children don't give father's nice girlfriend a chance. (DeGeneres, Ferrell, Meyers, Poehler)



DICK CHENEY'S SNOW GLOBE: The characters in Dick Cheney's snow globe perform a happy Christmas song. (Fallon, Gasteyer, Hammond, Kattan, Morgan, Sanz)



"HELLA GOOD": (Doubt)