Norm MacDonald: Who are safer drivers? Men or women? Well, according to a new survey, 55 percent of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fenderbenders, while 78 percent blame men for most fatal crashes. Note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100 percent because the math was done by a woman. ... For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be, noted that that joke was written by a woman, so-- ... Now, you don't know what the hell to do, do ya? No, I'm just kidding, we don't hire women.