Tina Fey: On Tuesday, jury selection for the Michael Jackson trial was postponed when the pop star was taken to a hospital to be treated for the flu. Which is weird, cause I would have treated the pedophilia.
Amy Poehler: Investigators said Monday that blood found on the floor of a Detroit home was not that of Jimmy Hoffa, but rather a standard feature of homes in Detroit.
Announcer: You´re watching Pax. What's up with that?
Amy Poehler: On her website, Britney Spears said... ah, who cares!
Sketches not shown in the 60 minute version: "Seasons of Love," "After the Grammys," "Debbie Downer," both "Grayson-Moorhead Securities" commercials and 50 Cent's performance of "Disco Inferno."
Celebrities in attendance for the live show included Chad Lowe, Selma Blair, Bob Costas, and Deborah Norville (host of Inside Edition).
Sketches cut after dress rehearsal included "The Falconer" and "The Leviticus Show."
50 Cent serves as musical guest on the show for the third consecutive year.