Saturday Night Live

Season 30 Episode 12

Jason Bateman/Kelly Clarkson

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM Feb 12, 2005 on NBC

Episode Recap

KIM JONG IL PRESS CONFERENCE: Kim Jong Il threatens nuclear attack while getting praise from his brownnosed reporters. (Armisen, Forte, Meyers, Parnell, Rudolph, Sanz)

MONOLOGUE: Amy Poehler helps Jason Bateman plug "Arrested Development" because her husband, Will Arnett, is ringing in the cash. (Bateman, Poehler)

ME-HARMONY.COM: New matchmaking website sets up people with their doppelgangers. (Forte(2), Meyers(2), Riggle(2), Rudolph(2), Sanz(2), Thompson(2))

MONKEYS THROWING POOP AT CELEBRITIES: Sean Connery is curious as to if he is on the show where monkeys throw feces at famous people. (Bateman, Forte, Hammond, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Thompson)

AN IMPORTANT MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY: The first black man to deny going skydiving. (Bateman, Forte, Meyers, Mitchell)

THE BEST OF T.T. & MARIO: Non-existent album about booties helps commercial actor get it on with actress. (Bateman, Poehler, Rudolph, Thompson)

SUBWAY PERFORMERS: Terrible subway musical acts bilk an innocent passenger out of money. (Bateman, Clarkson, Jeff Richmond, Armisen, Dratch, Forte, Mitchell, Parnell, Poehler, Riggle, Sanz, Thompson)

AN IMPORTANT MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY: The first black man to say no to direct deposit. (Mitchell, Parnell)

"SINCE U BEEN GONE": (Clarkson)

WEEKEND UPDATE: Prince Charles fawns all over his new woman, Camilla Parker-Bowles; Tina Fey and Amy Poehler sing "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" theme song for Condoleezza Rice; Kenan Thompson feels that making fun of Bill Cosby would put him out of place in his new movie. (Armisen, Fey, Meyers, Poehler, Thompson)

GAYS IN SPACE: Homosexual crew members are hesitant to give space lesbians their sperm. (Bateman, Armisen, Dratch, Fey, Parnell, Rudolph, Thompson, Paula Pell(1 and voice))

BILL KURTIS LOOPING SESSION: Between disturbing voiceover material, Bill Kurtis chats with the technicians. (Bateman, Hammond, Rudolph)

AN IMPORTANT MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY: The first black man to pass the opportunity to eat raw fish. (Forte, Meyers, Mitchell, Poehler)

"BREAKAWAY": (Clarkson)

RAP NIGHT: Chubb Hotty shows some backstage footage from his new video and sings a duet with his girlfriend. (Bateman, Clarkson, Sanz, Thompson)

PUBLIC SPEAKING CLASS: Salespeople show their oration faults in a public speaking course. (Bateman, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Riggle, Rudolph)