Amy Poehler |
Herself |
Andy Samberg |
Himself |
Bill Hader |
Himself |
Darrell Hammond |
Himself |
Jason Sudeikis |
Himself |
Rachel Dratch |
Herself |
Jason Lee |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Foo Fighters |
Themselves |
Guest Star |
Lorne Michaels |
Himself |
Recurring Role |
Tina Fey: On Wednesday President Bush awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Muhammad Ali, Carol Burnett and Alan Greenspan. Then the trio returned to their hotel for some scorching three-way action.
Fred: Was there Apple Brown Betty?
Lisa: I don't know what that is!
Cheryl: This talk of des-sert. Makes me tingle down there!!
(Bill looks at her)
Cheryl: In my stomach. (hits Bill) God.
Lisa: There was chocolate cream layer, and coconut, too.
Bill: Were there kosher cakes, also, if I were a Jew?
Gail: Oh, You make it seem so easy. Wow, any time I'm around caulk it's a recipe for disaster.
Mitch: It's true. I've known Gail for a long time and she cannot handle caulk. But, me, I love caulk. Always have. It's amazing.
Police Officer: Nice try, but your safety is no joke. Hello, I'm Officer Kenny Banks of the Galveston Police Department. The X-47 stun gun from American Taser is not available to the public, despite what that man just said. By law, this model can only be operated by trained professionals.
(an arm reaches in from stage right and zaps a taser against Police Officer's arm. He drops to the ground as the culprit, Representative #2, steps into frame.)
Representative #2: That's why we over here at American Taser now offer up this model, the Thunderbolt: all the same power as the X-47, but completely legal to the public.
Representative #3: Sure, it's legal, but do you really need all that power? What if you just need a few volts to knock a problem on its ass? And by "problem," I mean "lady"; and by "ass," I mean "ass." The Electric Prowler 400 from American Taser gives new meaning to the words "Amorous Conquest." I think you know what I'm talking about.
Nerd: (speaking with a lisp) Set phaser to "Stun"! Super cool "Star Trek" model stun-gun lets you be the coolest guy in town. Thanks, American Taser!
Husband: My wife. Wouldn't it be great if I could just get her to shut up? Now I can. The Domesticator from American Taser. She'll think twice before she opens her stupid pie-hole.
(Donovan McNabb and Wilma McNabb on Weekend Update)
Donovan: Ma, we dont need TO to win a Super Bowl.
Wilma: Boy, you cant even win the warmups with out TO. Oh we're SCREWED! Come back TO! (reveals an Owens jersey) Come back Tee-Ohh...
Donovan: Momma, that's cold! You heard what he said about me.
Wilma: What, that Brett Farve is better than you?
Donovan: Yeah...
Wilma: Brett Farve is better than you boy! By the way, eat your soup Tina Fey!
Donovan: Its magically delicious.
Wilma: Thats Lucky Charms! Dont be screwin' up my money, Donovan!
Sketches/segments not shown in the 60 minute version: the French Minister of the Interior segment on Weekend Update, "Stachin'", "I Love Pie," "Butt Pregnancy," "Thomas & Dobbins", "JJ Casuals", "The Soaking Wet Killer," and Foo Fighters' performance of "Best of You."
Jason Lee is the first person from the hit show My Name is Earl to host SNL.
When it comes time for Don Pardo to say "Ladies and Gentlemen, Jason Lee," he completly blanks out.
The NBC rerun on 7/22/06 airs the dress rehearsal version of "McNulty and Sons". The live show version features Horatio Sanz breaking character and laughing.
In the 7/22/06 NBC rerun, "Butt Pregnancy" originally shown in the live show, was replaced with a sketch from dress rehearsal featuring the castmembers and Lee sing about the joys of dessert.
Jason Lee inaudibly mutters the s-word after he screws up a line during "The Falconer."
Maya Rudolph does not appear in this episode, because she is on materinty leave.
Jason Lee flubs a line during the "Falconer" sketch, prompting Will Forte to ad-lib.
Kristen Wiig joins the cast as a featured player. She is the first female actress added to cast since Amy Poehler in Year 27.
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S 38 : Ep 19
Aired 5/4/13
S 38 : Ep 18
Aired 4/13/13
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