Seth Meyers: According to research, people attending heavy metal concerts can give themselves brain damage if they move their heads more than 75 degrees while keeping beat with the music. 'Cause if there are two things metal heads are good at, it's geometry and caring about what happens to their brains.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg: Don't be a hero! Simply call a restaurant that delivers, and the Mexicans will bring you food.
Sketches/segments not shown in the 60 minute version: Nancy Pelosi/John Boehner and Blackbird/Fish segments on Weekend Update, "Finding Your Power," "Worst of Soul Train," "Bosley Hair Restoration" (rerun from Amy Poehler/Katy Perry), and Black Keys' performance of "Tighten Up."
Sketches cut after dress rehearsal: coaching great Jimmy Johnson (Bobby Moynihan) simultaneously hawks insurance and male enhancement pills; Hugh Hefner's (Jim Carrey) hand in marriage causes woman (Abby Elliott) to burst into '60s Spector-esque pop tunes; Baby Spanx (rerun 10/23/10); Brett Favre for Wrangler (rerun 10/23/10); Greg the Alien (Bill Hader) and doppelganger (Jim Carrey) multiply and cause mayhem on sports show; sky diving instructor (Jim Carrey) and strapped-on partner (Nasim Pedrad) fight with man (Bill Hader) while on plane; a man's (Fred Armisen) retirement party is interrupted by a slew of bizarre speeches.
The start of this broadcast was delayed 18 minutes due to the Colts-Jets AFC Wild Card game running long.