Santa's My Boyfriend: The ladies sing about how they all love Santa, and hope he'll leave Mrs. Claus.
Justin Timberlake's Monologue: Justin sings "The Christmas Song" with Alvin & The Chipmunks.
Homelessville: A Salvation Army Santa competes against the Homelessville mascot.
TARGET LADY: The Target cashier is unfocused again, as one of her co-workers keeps chapping his lips.
DICK IN A BOX: Two men sing to their girlfriends about how they can put a body part of theirs in a box and sing to them about it.
The Barry Gibb Talk Show: Barry Gibb and his brother, Robin Gibb have Thomas Friedman, Sandra Day O'Connor, and Jimmy Carter on the show.
Dry Eyes: A gameshow that only has one rule: If liquid tears come out, you loose.
Musical Performance: Justin Timberlake performs "My Love".
Weekend Update: Amy and Seth co-anchor. Lou Dobbs, and the gay guys from New Jersey appear.
HIP HOP KIDS: The Hip Hop Kids try to dance their way out of a mind shaft.
Elf Auditions: Virginica Hastings helps her step-daughter make the elf line by bugging the judges.
Musical Performance: "What Goes Around" performed by Justin Timberlake.
A Holiday Message From Nancy Grace: Nancy Grace gives a message to the Duke lacrosse players who were released of any charges, and she said she would come get them.