Saturday Night Live Season 22 Episode 10

Mrs. Attebury: Yes, you do, don't you remember it was that silent auction for the symphony, or what have you, and - he doesn't know! Anyway, apparently, Doug Wadsworth came downstairs to go to work, goes to his car, and there are four tickets to Sunday's Redskins game tied to the windshield, he had absolutely no idea how they got there, I mean can you believe it, isn't that bizarre?
Technician: [ tolerating her so far ] Wow, that's really strange!
Mrs. Attebury: Isn't that the most wonderful, I thought it was so strange, he couldn't decide whether or not this was some sort of manna from heaven, you know, maybe some kind of promotion or something! At any rate, apparently, come Sunday, they all trundle off to the game, have a wonderful time, come home, and sure enough these supposed generous ticket givers have cleaned out the place, I mean isn't that just the most awful, awful, wonderful, wonderful story you ever heard, I just love that, absolutely fabulous, you can't make this kind of stuff up, you just absolutely can't, I love it!
Technician: [ desperately trying to get out of the conversation ] Well, if you want me to get this done today, I'm gonna have to get going..
Mrs. Attebury: Oh, absolutely, God, I'm so paranoid!