Testifying for the Kennedys: The defense is picking members for the jury supporting Ted Kennedy.
Campaign '92: Democratic "unhopefuls" try not to become the candidate that loses to Bush.
Daily Affirmation with Stuart Smalley: Stuart invites his cousin, Leon, to the show. Leon hosts a TV show that is much better than Stuart's, making Stuart jealous, rendering an affirmation.
Kiddie Metal: Skid Row and Guns n' Roses record a heavy metal album of childrens' music.
The Scottish Store: A small-town Scottish store owner is reunited with his estranged brother, and they fight on and off, while still kicking out people who don't "think" Scottish.
Phone Illiteracy: A man who wants to talk to someone has his friend do it for him. Strange? The first man is phone illiterate. It's a dangerous thing...?