Saturday Night Live

Season 30 Episode 5

Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM Nov 13, 2004 on NBC

Episode Recap

KERRY AT THE BEACH: Vacationing John Kerry receives a plea from George W. Bush to switch places with him. (Forte, Hammond, Meyers, Rudolph, Paula Pell(voice))

MONOLOGUE: Irishman Liam Neeson informs everyone that he is above all of the stereotypes and will not being doing any of them tonight. (Neeson, Armisen, Forte, Hammond, Mitchell, Rudolph, Sanz, John Lutz, Jason Sudeikis)

STAR'S WEDDING NIGHT: Star Jones receives phone calls from several celebrities wishing her good luck at her promotional wedding. (Neeson, Dratch, Mitchell, Rudolph, Thompson, J.B. Smoove)

YOU CALL THIS A HOUSE DO YA?: Irish home makeover show slightly improves the look of a dreary one-room house. (Neeson, Meyers, Poehler, Riggle)


PET PARROT: Phoebe's enormous pet parrot puts her new long-term relationship in jeopardy. (Neeson, Armisen, Dratch)

WAKE UP SAN DIEGO: Talk show hosts are entranced by the theme music for each segment and dance to it while ignoring troubled guest. (Neeson, Parnell, Rudolph, Thompson)

"FLOAT ON": (Mouse)

WEEKEND UPDATE: Exiting John Ashcroft is upset that he couldn't denounce any more basic human rights; Tina Fey and Amy Poehler recreate Tara Reid's nip-slip with Barbie doll; Ohio State college student failed to make it to the voting booths earlier; Tina Fey and Amy Poehler sing their critically bombed song, "The Party's Cancelled"; deaf comedian Ritchie B's stand-up act consists of several racist jokes that infuriate his interpreter, Marcus. (Armisen, Fey, Hammond, Meyers, Poehler, Thompson)

APPALACHIAN EMERGENCY ROOM: Mishaps include misplaced medical syringes, getting a tongue caught in a washable tattoo machine, and Tyler's missing car keys are found. (Neeson, Armisen, Hammond, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Poehler(voice), Riggle, Rudolph, Thompson)

DRUG-SNIFFING DOG: A stoner unsuccessfully tries to rent out a drug-sniffing dog from a police officer so he can find his missing marijuana. (Neeson, Parnell, Poehler, Thompson)