Saturday Night Live

Season 30 Episode 20

Lindsay Lohan/Coldplay

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Aired Saturday 11:30 PM May 21, 2005 on NBC

Episode Recap

HARDBALL: Chris Matthews interviews Michael Isikoff and Condoleezza Rice on the issue of media information's ethics. (Forte, Hammond, Parnell, Rudolph)

MONOLOGUE: Lindsay Lohan learns from her future self that she will be a total wreck in years to come if she doesn't change her habits. (Lohan, Poehler)

WOOMBA: (Dratch, Fey, Poehler, Rudolph)

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL: Three final contestants pose for Tyra Banks and fashionable panel for grand prize. (Lohan, Dratch, Fey, Mitchell, Poehler, Rudolph, Sanz)

BRITNEY & KEVIN: CHAOTIC: Uninteresting Britney Spears and Kevin Federline make out for the camera. (Dratch, Meyers)

AT THE MOVIES: Upset Star Wars fans miss out on premiere and are forced to watch "Monster-In-Law." (Lohan, Armisen, Dratch, Forte, Hammond, Meyers, Mitchell, Parnell, Poehler, Riggle, Thompson)

DIVERTOR: Superhero causes other distractions via celebrities to change attention from presidential and political calamity. (Hammond (VO), Poehler (VO), Thompson (VO))

APPALACHIAN EMERGENCY ROOM: More hicks receive strange injuries and a cheerleader looks for a job. (Lohan, Armisen, Dratch, Hammond, Meyers, Mitchell, Parnell, Poehler, Poehler (VO), Rudolph, Thompson)

"SPEED OF SOUND": (Coldplay)

WEEKEND UPDATE: Manly lesbian couple display signs of marriage dispute in their conversation; Mexican president Vicente Fox's apology to Al Sharpton only leads to even more backhanded racial jokes from the both of them. (Armisen, Dratch, Fey, Poehler, Rudolph, Thompson)

PRINCE SHOW: Complaining Wanda Sykes and the dense couple of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are interviewed by soft spoken Beyonce Knowles and eccentric Prince. (Lohan, Armisen, Forte, Rudolph, Thompson)

ITALIAN FAMILY: Mobster's girlfriend destroys all valuables in his hangout. (Lohan, Armisen, Dratch, Forte, Hammond, Parnell, Riggle, Sanz, Sudeikis)

"FIX YOU": (Coldplay)

MR. VOINIC & THE BABYSITTER: Babysitter has depressing conversation with love-starved father of children she just watched. (Lohan, Parnell, Rudolph)

BEAR CITY: An anthropomorphic ursine gets caught watching porn by his furry mother.
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