Saturday Night Live

Season 29 Episode 18

Lindsay Lohan/Usher

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM May 01, 2004 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • In the "Harry Potter" sketch, you can see Linsday Lohan staring directly at the cue-cards.

    • Chris Parnell mentioned that Lindsay turns 18 in 63 days and 25 minutes. When he said that, it was actually 61 days and 25 minutes.

    • In the "Billy Joel" sketch, the mailbox gets stuck on the hood of the car, and Horatio Sanz had to break character to remove it.

  • Quotes

    • Tina Fey: A lawyer in the Philippines is arguing that cocaine that was found in his client's rooster's cage belonged to the rooster and not his client. He may have a case because when the rooster took the stand it would not shut up!

    • Tina Fey: The National Censor for Gay and Lesbian Rights this week honored Sharon Stone, citing her unending support of gay and lesbian haircuts.

    • Tina Fey: President Bush and Vice President Cheney met privately Thursday with the 9/11 commission in the Oval Office. As per their agreement, they were allowed to appear together, the meeting was not electronically recorded and they were not under oath. Also, no one was allowed to look at them, talk to them, or ask them any questions.

    • Announcer: Live from the Circus Circus Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada - it's the 17th Annual Adult Movie Awards. Featuring appearances by: Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, Phil McCracken, Urethra Franklin, Betty Balzac and the Betty Balzac Dancers, Jeremy Piven, Dick Petersworth, Dick Prong, Dick McFeelie, Dick Vhanes, Dick Spitz, Dick Rod, Rod Dick, Bill Maher and "The Teabaggers", Dick "The Penis" McPherson, Jimmy Kimmel, Rusty Tailpipe, Krystal Ballz, Tawny Kooter, Rumple Foreskin, Misty Britches, Mary Hole, Saturday Night Live's Darrell Hammond, and Maggie Gyllenballs.

    • George Bush (upon taking a bite of a muffin: Mm-mm. I'm George W. Bush and I approve this muffin.

    • Girl #2: Pay attention to the road, mister!
      Billy Joel: You don't need to worry about that. I'm an excellent captain. I also wrote this little diddy. (sings) Bottle of red, bottle of white... (stops singing and once again turns to the backseat) Actually I got a bottle in the backseat probably.

    • During Weekend Update:
      (Indiscernable shouting from audience)
      Jimmy Fallon: "Sorry sir, I can't take your questions right now. I hate it when my dad gets drunk."

    • Jimmy: "Why are you even here?"
      Jorge: "I'm looking for Pepe!"
      Jimmy: (refering to the shouting before) "I think I just saw him in the audience..."

    • Hermione: (discussing her summer break) ...yes, but nothing really happened.
      Ron: I, uh, I see a few things that might have happened! I mean, wow!
      Harry: (jabs him) What Ron means to say is that you look very nice, Hermione.

    • Hagrid: I'm going to the woods to tame my dragon.
      Harry: Ahh... you got a new pet?
      Hagrid: Uh, no.

  • Notes

    • Sketches/segments not shown in the E! version: "Jaret's Room," "Club Traxx," Usher's second performance, "The FCC-Edited Adult Movie Awards," and "Kaitlin's Sleepover."

    • This is the first episode from the 29th season to air on E!

    • The "Sleepover" sketch was cut from the Janet Jackson episode.

    • Will Forte was given the role of the present-day George W. Bush only a few days before the live show.

    • During the "Debbie Downer" sketch, everyone eventually breaks character except Fred Armisen.

    • Finesse Mitchell does not appear until the goodnights.

    • This is the final "Jarret's Room" sketch. Symbolically, in this edition he and Goby are thrown out of their dorm.

    • This is the last episode where Jimmy throws his pencil on "Update" (In the Snoop Dogg episode he is singing and dancing at the end, and on the Mary Kate and Ashley episode he tucks it into his pocket)

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