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Season 29 Episode 20

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen/J-Kwon

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Aired Saturday 11:30 PM May 15, 2004 on NBC
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Live from New York, it's... Darrell Hammond! Sketches include "Hardball," "Paparazzi," "Mary Kate/Ashley Perfume," "Z-105," "The Swan," "Pat and Patti's Backpack Shack," "Access Hollywood: New York Minute," "Bloder Brothers Flashback," "The Chapmans' Indoor Family Barbecue," "The Adventures of Harold" (film), and "Summer Lovin'." J-Kwon performs "Tipsy."

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    So here we are, at the end of the twenty-ninth season of Saturday Night Live. There was very little about this particular season that I would deem extraordinary, as it felt more like a transition year before the next overhaul, much like Year 19. The sketches were more inconsistent then ever, and the cast didn't really gel until around the three-quarters point of the season. And even that fragile coalition was put to the test by last night's somewhat surprising decision by Jimmy Fallon to leave the show. Rumors had been swirling for weeks that either Fallon or longtime cast member Darrell Hammond would seek greener pastures, but there was no confirmation on either rumor until the morning before the show. And in the event DH actually does decide to leave during summer sabbatical, the fine people at TV Tome will keep you posted.



    Tonight's hosts are none other than Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, the stars of such cinematic iconoclasts as "New York Minute," "It Takes Two," and "To Grandmother's House We Go." The former Full House stars are here to promote the first film I mentioned, which might I add co-stars DH as a comic foil. The musical guest is a neophyte MC by the name of J-Kwon, whose lack of publicity for his first album might suggest a short shelf life. Having heard his (possibly only) hit "Tipsy," I can vividly picture it on a decade-compilation disc several years from now ("Billboard Top Ten Hits 2004," perhaps?).



    And now, the last sketch-by-sketch analysis of the season:



    COLD OPENING: Yep, it's "Hardball" yet again, with Chris Parnell replacing Dan Aykroyd as the show's designated impersonator of presidential ass-kisser Andrew Card. Discussing the Iraqi torture scandal (what else would there be to discuss?), we're also treated to a chat with Sen. John Kerry (SM) and his "running mate" Al Sharpton (KT). Okay, but in retrospect I'm beginning to miss Chris Matthews' constant beleaguering of Paul Begala.



    MONOLOGUE: Mary Kate and Ashley (or MKNA, because it's easier to write) admit that their missing their prom, so get a way-too-realistic simulation complete with horny dates (JF and WF), a drunk classmate (MR) who can't hold her hooch in, and of course, the overprotective parents (FA and RD). I didn't go to my prom, mostly because I couldn't get a date, but it looks like I didn't miss much.



    "Paparazzi": It was okay in the Aniston episode, but did this really need an encore? Even so, it's a carbon copy of the first edition, with a photographer (AP) and two of her colleagues (MKNA) at a big premiere and they start mocking celebrities, including the sisters themselves. Flimsy and forgettable.



    "Two New Fragrances": And they're called "Mary Kate" and "Ashley." At first it seems that "Mary Kate" is for the inner wild child, and "Ashley" is for the goody two-shoes, but the descriptions by the voiceovers (CP and MR) get utterly absurd. This was one of the better ad spoofs of this season.



    "Joey Mack": One more time for the road! And I mean that because I found out he was departing the show six hours before everybody else did. Anyway, it's another interview with the DJ of many voices, and this time he really gets out of control with the twins. Oh yeah, and the Dave Coulier/Bullwinkle impression sucked.



    "The Swan": In a parody of the biggest bottom-scraper in reality programming today, talking mannequin Amanda Byram (MR) introduces the earnest albeit "fugly" Vicki (MKO) and, in her first appearance in a year and a half, amputee and perpetual reality show contestant Amber (AP). To paraphrase a Sergio Leone movie, the good was the "Duck Soup" homage with Vicki and her reflection (AO), the bad was the expected barrage of fart and hypoglycemia jokes, and the ugly was… well, you know.



    MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: Yep, he performed "Tipsy." It's catchy and everything, but it's too infectious to start a trend. At least several years from now he'll look back at this and laugh… on VH1's "Where Are They Now?"



    WEEKEND UPDATE: I'm beginning to wonder if 75% of tonight's show is on autopilot. Same goes for "Update," with more Abu Gharib jokes, more Tina-Jimmy punching, and more Jimmy-Horatio (he played a Greek contractor) giggling. Other then that, Big Jim pretty much dominated the segment, giving an effeminate review of Troy and finally admitting that this is his last show. An entire nation of fifteen-year-old girls cries into their pillows.



    "Pat N' Patti's Backpack Shack": Following "Debbie Downer" two weeks ago, I'm slowly wondering if the current cast is developing a Carol Burnett influence. I say this because the whole gag of this live ad was the tongue twisters, which the stars of the sketch (JF, MR, HS, Paula Pell, MKNA) mangled into submission. This was a bad idea for a sketch, but I'll give them an "A" for effort.



    "Access Hollywood": One last curtain call for the hyper-nasal Pat O'Brien (JF). Tonight, he's chatting with MKNA and their lost triplet Betty Faye (FA), whose pseudo-masculine flaunting distracts from the flimsy premise of "New York Minute." It's also a possible criticism of the twins no longer being girls but not yet being women, demonstrating their skimpy clothing and double entendres. And where the heck was DH in all of this?



    "Bloder Brothers '79": The show's favorite annoying forty-something virgins (JF and CP) make one last appearance, looking back at an incident involving sisters in a roller rink twenty-five years ago. MKNA play the younger sisters, while Poehler and Dratch play them as wrinkly bar-hags. Outside of the Don Pardo cameo, his first on-screen appearance since Season 22, this was just another throwaway sketch.



    "Camcorder": A family picnic to celebrate Memorial Day is sabotaged on two fronts: by weather and by an annoying dad (CP) with a digital recorder practically glued to his face. We take a good look at the family during this recording, with twin daughters (guess who) in mid-period, a son (SM) who goofs off, a wife (AP) that doesn't care, and grandparents (RD, HS) that might be on the fringe of senility. Family tensions unravel into a visit by the fuzz (WF), who promptly arrest dear old dad.



    "The Adventures of Harold": Oh goody, a short film piece! A twelve-year-old boy with premature male pattern baldness is mistaken for a new faculty member on his first day of Junior High. I found this to be weirdly amusing, which isn't that much of a departure from writer T. Sean Shannon's oeuvre.



    "Summer Sketch": It's the last sketch of the season, so what do you want to do? I know! Let's have a musical parody that doubles as a farewell to Jimmy! Sounds good!



    This concludes the final episode of "Jimmy Fallon Live." Yeah, that was snide, but he did hog the spotlight tonight, especially in the last forty minutes of the show. At least when Ferrell and Hartman left they let everybody salute them rather than stroke their bloated egos. On the bright side, my dream of seeing Tina Fey go solo on "Update" might finally become reality, unless Lorne does something stupid and replaces Jimmy with either Parnell or Meyers.



    With three teenage girls as host in as many weeks, it was apparent that SNL is still struggling to keep viewers of the show that are below the age of 25 from switching to the slightly inferior MADtv. MKNA were limited in role versatility, but made the most of their appearance. As for J-Kwon, I don't have energy to keep dissing him. And this week's burning questions: First, has Tina Fey ever been in three sketches in one episode before? Second, did anybody notice that Gilda Radner died fifteen years ago next week?



    Sketches That Will Probably Be Removed When They Air In Reruns, Which Could Happen Soon Now That NBC and The USA Network Are Now Half-Siblings: "Paparazzi," "Pat n' Patti's," "Camcorder," and as much as I hate to say it, "The Adventures of Harold."



    NEXT WEEK: It's "The Best of Christopher Walken." That should be interesting.



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    And now, a retrospective of Season 29:



    Best Musical Guests:

    3. Jet

    2. Norah Jones

    1. OutKast



    Worst Musical Guests:

    3. G-Unit

    2. Maroon 5

    1. Britney Spears



    Best Hosts:

    3. Megan Mullally

    2. Alec Baldwin

    1. Justin Timberlake



    Worst Hosts:

    3. Halle Berry

    2. Andy Roddick

    1. Donald Trump



    The Ten Most Indeliable Moments of the Season:

    10. Condi Rice flashes a funbag (Janet Jackson episode)

    9. A message from Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson (Justin Timberlake)

    8. Queer Eye for the Straight Gal (Jack Black/John Mayer)

    7. Simon Cowell criticizes the Christmas Song (also Janet Jackson)

    6. Michael Jackson in a roller-coaster (Rev. Al Sharpton/Pink)

    5. Jimmy Fallon's really long goodbye (MKNA/J-Kwon)

    4. Justin Timberlake and Kermit the Frog have a falling out (also JT)

    3. Rumsfeld and Dubya lock lips (Snoop Dogg/Avril Lavigne)

    2. Oprah's Birthday Bash (Megan Mullally/Clay Aiken)

    1. Debbie Downer (Lindsey Lohan/Usher)



    Most Valuable Player:

    Will Forte



    Worst Overall Episodes:

    3. Halle Berry/Britney Spears

    2. Donald Trump/Toots and the Maytals

    1. Christina Aguilera/Maroon 5



    Best Overall Episodes:

    3. Ben Affleck/N.E.R.D.

    2. Lindsey Lohan/Usher

    1. Justin Timberlake



    Contact the author of this article at sma17kc@netscape.net See you around!moreless
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  • QUOTES (5)

    • Tina Fey: The publisher of Bill Clinton's upcoming memoirs revealed Tuesday that the book is expected to be 900 pages long - and rock hard.

    • Jimmy Fallon: According to a new study on the best and worst U.S. cities for dating, the best city for dating is Austin, Texas. And the worst city for dating, for the 7th year in a row, DateRapeville, Maine.

    • Tina Fey: Madonna has gone to court in an attempt to stop hikers from walking across her property in England. She should try playing Madonna music, that would keep people away.

    • Jimmy Fallon: Officials in China said Monday that a con man took advantage of his resemblance to a famous historical figure to dupe patriotic old people out of their money. Thus proving that even to Chinese people, Chinese people look alike.

    • Jimmy Fallon: Colorado has passed a law that gives every high school student in the state $2,400 to attend a university. The governor said "it's my dream that every child has enough money to attend college for 8 days."

  • NOTES (12)

    • Sketches/segments not shown in the 60 minute version: "Z-105," "Camcorder Dad," "The Adventures of Harold" (film), "Pat 'n Patti's Backpack Shack," and "The Bloder Brothers."

    • The E! rerun of this episode has a dress rehearsal of the "Grease Parody/Farewell To Jimmy Fallon" sketch where: (a) Jimmy Fallon skews Tina Fey's glasses out of place instead of accidentally touching her breast, (b) Darrell Hammond (half-heartedly) participates in the final music number instead of staying in the background reading a newspaper, (c) Darrell Hammond has a cup of coffee and a cigarette instead of a newspaper, and (d) the final musical number is shorter.

    • This is the second time someone from the ABC show "Full House" hosted SNL (the first time is Bob Saget back in season 20)

    • NBC News Anchor Brian Williams can be seen during the studio break before the Bloader Brothers sketch.

    • This is the last episode for Jimmy Fallon. Official confirmation of Jimmy Fallon's leaving the show came on Friday afternoon when he personally told a group touring NBC. He had previously told fans at the Snoop Dogg show that he would decide over the summer. However, Jimmy actually decided he was leaving for quite a while before then.

    • J-Kwon only performed once. His second song was cut to make room for the "Grease Song" since the show was running long.

    • Recurring sketches cut after dress rehearsal included "Wake Up Wakefield" and "Coco & Natsui Super Show."

    • Don Pardo appears on camera (during the Bloader Brothers sketch) for the first time since the Alec Baldwin/Tina Turner episode.

    • This is the last episode featuring "Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon & Tina Fey."

    • Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen skipped their own prom so they could host this episode.

    • In the commentary on The Best of Jimmy Fallon DVD, Jimmy says Amy Poehler wrote the Grease parody

    • "The Reason" by Hoobastank is played in the background in "The Adventures of Harold" sketch.

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