Michael Jordan: Bob, you don't mind if I say something do you?
Bob: Course, go ahead.
Michael Jordan: Well, it's just about the Micheal Jordan foundation.
Michael Jordan: You know, it was established about five years ago by my mother and me.
Michael Jordan: I mean, I'm really proud of it. You know, it was established in the midwest, and I really think it helps alot of... (the superfans become bored and start thinking of things inside their head.)
Bob: Da bears...da Bears...da Bears!
Pat: Beears, beears, beears, beears.
Carl: Daaaa bulls... daaaa bulls... daaa... bears!
Todd: (with hungry and dry mouth) Polish sausage!... Ditka!... Dit-ka!... sausage!...Bears!
Kevin Nealon: The Dead Sea Scrolls, rare documents from Biblical times, have been made public and partially translated. It seems the correct pronunciation after all is "Hey-Zeus", and not "Jesus", as formally thought.
(Bob Swerski sees Todd O'Connor doubling over)
Bob: Is everything okay?
Todd: No problem, just having a heart attack. (pounds chest) Almost over! Done... done.
Bob: Very good, very nice recovery. Now, how many heart attacks is that for you Todd?
Todd: That makes a baker's dozen for me.
Before the second musical performance, Public Enemy announces three seconds of silence in memory of Miles Davis, who died that day. The performance is not in the 60-minute edit of the show.
Chris Farley, Chris Rock and Julia Sweeney are promoted to full cast members.
Jesse Jackson reads Green Eggs and Ham as a tribute to children's author Dr. Seuss, who died four days before this episode was first broadcast.
Ellen Cleghorne and Sibbhon Fallon joins the cast as featured players on this episode.
This is the first episode featuring "Weekend Update with Kevin Nealon."
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