Saturday Night Live

Season 31 Episode 13

Natalie Portman/Fall Out Boy

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM Mar 04, 2006 on NBC

Episode Recap

BUSH'S ADDRESS: George W. Bush's apologies to the American people are somewhat empty. (Forte, Hammond)

MONOLOGUE: Natalie Portman answers challenging Star Wars questions from nerdy audience members. (Portman, Mitchell, Parnell, Samberg, Sudeikis, Wiig)


JAMBA JUICE: Hyper Jamba Juice employees urge customers to get boosts for their drinks. (Portman, Dratch, Hader, Meyers, Parnell, Poehler, Sanz, Thompson)

LARRY KING LIVE: Larry King is easily confused by the different sex changed guests on his show. (Portman, Armisen, Dratch, Forte, Poehler, Wiig)

THE NEEDLERS: Unloving couple Sally and Dan Needler look to find help in having a baby. (Portman, Meyers, Parnell(VO), Poehler, Sudeikis)

BELATED BLACK HISTORY MOMENT: Dennis Haysbert introduces an array of poorly produced African American cartoons. (Dennis Haysbert, Tracy Morgan(VO), Rudolph(VO))

ART DEALERS: Girl and her college boyfriend meet her strange artsy parents, Noony and Nuni Showner. (Portman, Armisen, Parnell, Rudolph, Sudeikis)


WEEKEND UPDATE: Donald Trump denigrates Martha Stewart by dressing up like her; Sasha Cohen's short joke program is a success; Kenan Thompson introduces a line of female clothing for large African American male actors; Amy Poehler wins an Oscar for telling a great joke and fails to thank Tina Fey; Sasha Cohen performs horribly in her long joke program. (Portman, Fey, Hammond, Mitchell, Poehler, Thompson)

SHELDON'S BAR MITZVAH: Sheldon hopes to get back together with his ex-sweetheart at his bar mitzvah. (Portman, Armisen, Dratch, Forte, Parnell, Rudolph, Samberg)

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF NATALIE PORTMAN: Sweet and charming Natalie Portman is actually a hardcore megabitch in real life. (Portman, Meyers, Parnell, Samberg, Jorma Taccone)


FIRE ALERT 3000: (Armisen, Dratch, Forte, Mitchell, Parnell, Poehler, Sanz, Sudeikis, Thompson)
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