Saturday Night Live

Season 19 Episode 12

Patrick Stewart/Salt-n-Pepa

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM Feb 05, 1994 on NBC

Episode Recap

OPERATION PEDOPHILE NOT: Michael Jackson goes to a bar to meet women in order to try and rid his pedophilic image. (Stewart, Cleghorne, Hartman, Meadows, Silverman, Sweeney)

MONOLOGUE: Patrick Stewart's Star Trek trivia knowledge isn't very good. (Stewart)

PHILADELPHIA ACTION FIGURES: Kids can now re-enact the film with action figures and video games.

PHIL MCCRACKEN, SCOTTISH THERAPIST: Scottish therapist searches for the reason behind Stuart Rankin's rage. (Stewart, Farley, Meadows, Myers)

SEXY CAKES: The only erotic cakes they sell have women going to the bathroom on them. (Stewart, Meadows, Schneider, Spade, Sweeney)

"SHOOP": (Pepa)


THE LOVE BOAT: THE NEXT GENERATION: Captain Jean-Luc Picard commands his crew on a love cruise. (Stewart, Bernie Kopell, Cleghorne, Farley, Franken, Hartman, Hutsell, Meadows, Sandler, Schneider, Spade, Sweeney, Akira Yoshimura)

THE COSBY MYSTERIES: Bill Cosby spouts gibberish while solving murder mysteries. (Stewart, Farley, Meadows, Nealon, Sandler, Sweeney)

HELL: After exhibiting human traits, Satan becomes the butt of several jokes. (Stewart, MacDonald, Schneider, Spade)

"WHATTA MAN": (Pepa)

SHOW & TELL: Dr. Joycelyn Elders teaches sexual education to kindergarteners. (Stewart, Cleghorne, Farley, Hartman(voice), Hutsell, Meadows, Silverman, Spade)

IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT: Defense attorney Leslie Abramson is certain that guilty perpetrators weren't entirely to blame. (Stewart, Hartman(voice), Hutsell, Sweeney)