"You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya gotta… please yourself"
6.0
A Review by "HelloStuart," ACILF
Just as many had speculated, earlier this week Lorne Michaels hired two new featured players (both female) in the wake of Amy Poehler's departure. The first addition is Abby Elliott, a 21-year-old wunderkind who also happens to be the daughter of ex-cast member Chris Elliott. The second rookie is Michaela Watkins, a Groundlings alum that has been making the sitcom rounds for the last couple of years. Judging from some YouTube clips that I watched earlier in the week, Bob & Ray's granddaughter can do spot-on imitations of Kirsten Dunst and Angelina Jolie, while Mike does masterful impressions of Arianna Huffington and Amy Winehouse. Hopefully, the show's future is in good hands.
This week's host is Paul Rudd, the character actor (yes, another one) that added flavor to hit movies like "Anchorman," "The 40-Year Old Virgin," and "Role Models," which opened last weekend. Making her fourth appearance as musical guest is Beyonce Knowles, the R&B chanteuse behind the Chris Gaines-esque concept album "I Am... Sasha Fierce."
And now, the sketch-by-sketch analysis:
COLD OPENING: Vice President-Elect Joe Biden (JS) addresses the country to promise that he'll be just as entertaining as Governor Palin would've been, reinforcing every boneheaded comment he made during the race and pledging to make even more dunderheaded remarks over the next four years. Is this supposed to appease critics of the Obama administration, or a harbinger of more weak Biden sketches to come?
OPENING CREDITS: "Andy Sandler?" "Meekela Watson?" Is there something you're not telling us, Don?
MONOLOGUE: Paul less-than-subtly laments that he's hosting the show right smack in the post-election hangover. His inability to keep a poker face wasn't intended to go for the belly laugh, but it plays out like a plea by the producers, cast and writers to keep tuning in despite the retirement of Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression. Seriously- the non-political sketches aren't that bad…
"Sproingo": An erectile dysfunction remedy that comes with wacky sound effects (pun intended). Not quite as grounded or nuanced as "Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice," but certainly not as raw, either.
"Kissing Family": The Vogelcheck family (FA, KW, BH, Paul) have a tendency to constantly lock lips, much to the discomfort of the younger son's college roommate (AS). Again, the writers tinker with a sketch concept from SNL's distant past –in this case, "Regurgitating Family" from Year 25- and rewrite it for modern sensibilities. Where the vomit-mongers created a minor masterpiece of gross-out humor, this rehash has a vaguely political subtext. Breath mint, anyone?
"Scared Straight": Prisoner Lorenzo MacIntosh (KT) resurfaces to shock three teenage delinquents (BH, AS, Paul) via '80s movie references and anal rape threats. This might be the only good thing Kenan has going on SNL right now; it's not perfect, but it sure beats having to hear "fix… it… now" one more time.
DIGITAL SHORT: Andy and Paul draw nude portraits of each other, but their mutual affection for each other's bodies is not appreciated by the rest of society. What it came down was two-thirds of a great digital short; the piece leaped from one bizarre peak to another, but the ending was one mountain too high to cross.
"Country Bar Open-Mic": Tom and Tonya Peoples (Paul, KW) sing a song set to the tune of "Ode to Billie Joe" about the shipment of a package and its lengthy delivery code. It was pretty wacky a strangely muted way, and though it took awhile for me to figure out what this sketch was about, the wait was worth it.
"Garden Party": Trading a bar for a cramped car, four guys have weird reminiscences while singing the refrain from the 1972 Ricky Nelson hit. It's more of the usual sexual peccadilloes and social misanthropy –anonymous bathroom sex, a flunked drug test, and so forth- that it's sad to see such a wonderful one-off sketch from two seasons ago turn into a tired recurring sketch. Besides, was the gory ending all that necessary?
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: Is the ballad "If I Were a Boy" supposed to be a response to Katy Perry's gay-baiting, or is this part of her Sasha Fierce shtick? Beyonce's powerhouse voice is the only thing carrying this forgettable song.
WEEKEND UPDATE: Seth declares that for the next four years, the buzzword will be pronounced "new-clear," a gag that makes the audience cheer and sums up any good tidings SNL's news crew might have for our 44th president. After a barrage of jokes involving an armless TV thief, half-forgotten '60s cartoon Snagglepuss (BM) addresses Proposition 8 before outing himself and his partner, the Great Gazoo (WF). The biggest surprise was saved for last, as Justin Timberlake admits that he couldn't host the Thanksgiving show because of schedule conflicts. In doing so, he summarizes what that show would've been like, a rehash of past JT sketches ("Turkeyville?") that almost seems like an overly damning summarization of the current state of SNL.
"Beyonce Video Shoot": While filming the clip for "Single Ladies," Ms. Knowles is stymied by her three male backup dancers (Justin, BM, AS) and their apparent come-ons. Watching three guys writhe around in black bodysuits proved to be much funnier than I could ever describe it.
"Suicide Jump": A man with nothing left to lose (Paul) stands on a ledge while two negotiators (BH, WF) fail to build a rapport or say anything meaningful beyond the word "don't." Forte is on weirdness autopilot, and everything else felt strained.
MUSICAL PERFORMANCE: Hey, it's "Single Ladies" again. It's funky and energetic and everything, but I wouldn't have minded seeing JT et al. busting a move again.
"Proposition 8": Two manly parking garage attendants (BH, Rudd) wax philosophical on the California same-sex marriage ban, than slowly reveal their own romance for each other. Everything about this sketch felt butchered; the pacing the wrong, Bill was somewhat miscast, and the ending was nothing short of predictable.
"Clearing the Air": A filmed piece (directed by Noah Baumbach!) where Fred, Bill, and Paul discuss a mutual girlfriend but with limited language or context. Instead, the nervous "no no no's," "yes yes yeses," and "okay okay okay's" speak volumes of their dysfunctional friendships. SNL rarely lends itself to restrained, character-driven pieces like this one, especially when the show is so driven to find its next YouTube sensation, so banishing it to the last five minutes of the show (unfortunately) sort of makes sense.
Tonight's broadcast was probably just as uneven as it was an exercise in shock humor and pushing the proverbial envelope. The underlying theme of the show was the cast's support of gay rights, but much like the financial-themed show from last month the message was simultaneously nonchalant and heavy-handed. The two rookies had little to no impact on tonight's broadcast, and Michaela wasn't even in any live sketches; rather, the night was dominated by Fred, Bill and Andy, who seemed to be best match for Rudd's dry wit. I half-expected Paul to be a stone-faced clown a la Peter Sarsgaard, but in some aspects he was more like a demented ringmaster and in turn an unexpected breath of fresh air.
Segments That Probably Won't Air in Repeats: "Garden Party," "Suicide Jump," "Proposition 8," and "Clearing the Air."
Next Week: Country singer Tim McGraw hosts with musical guests Ludacris and T-Pain. Shades of Jon Bon Jovi…
"HelloStuart" resides in Downers Grove, IL. Contact him at sma17kc@aim.com.moreless