Saturday Night Live

Season 28 Episode 11

Ray Liotta/The Donnas

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM Jan 18, 2003 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Jimmy Fallon: Castaway Travels is offering a vacation package that includes a clothes-free flight from Miami to Cancun. Good God, that's a huge set-up there.
      Tina Fey: Wait. A naked airline? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
      Jimmy Fallon: That's right, Tina. I think it's time for a "Weekend Update Joke-Off!" Okay, okay... there's an airline where all the passenger are naked! Ready? Go! Uh... more nuts? Yes! How did you know?
      Tina Fey: Uh... uh... careful! Your bags may have shifted during the flight!
      Jimmy Fallon: Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll look to your right, you'll see some grand canyons!
      Tina Fey: Uh... for the last time, ma'am, vibrators are not an approved electronic device!
      Jimmy Fallon: Uh... this is the only plane that has fourteen cockpits!
      Tina Fey: Uh... uh... we're about to land, please put your genitals in the upright and locked position!
      Jimmy Fallon: Okay, Tina Fey wins!