Chevy Chase: And now, as a public service to those of our viewers who have difficulty with their hearing, I will repeat the top story of the day, aided by the Headmaster of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing, Garrett Morris. (Garrett is superimposed in a circle on the left side of the screen above the caption, "NEWS FOR THE HARD OF HEARING." Audience laughs as Chevy struggles not to crack up.) Chevy Chase: Our top story tonight... Garrett Morris: (cupping hands around his mouth OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!!! Chevy Chase: President Ford flew to Paris for a summit conference, and boy, are his arms tired! Garrett Morris: PRESIDENT FORD FLEW TO PARIS FOR A SUMMIT CONFERENCE, AND BOY, ARE HIS ARMS TIRED!!! Chevy Chase: Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow. Garrett Morris: GOOD NIGHT, AND HAVE A PLEASANT TO-MOR-ROW!
Chevy Chase: Also on the birthday spot: Lorne Michaels, executive producer of the NBC "Night" show, and a functioning schizophrenic. The NBC "Saturday Night" show will soon be replaced by the network with their new series, "Hilarious Test Patterns of the 1960's."
(Monitor fades to three photos in a row: one of Gerald Ford covering his mouth, one of Hubert Humphrey pointing both index fingers at his own nose, and one of Ford blowing his nose.) Chevy Chase: Still to come- Hubert Humphrey explains what to do when you sneeze to Jerry Ford, after this filmed message.
Chevy Chase: Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has been cited for contempt of Congress! Kissinger commented, "So what? Congress has at least as much contempt for me as I do for him. Besides, Nixon lied, didn't he? And he gets to sunbathe while I get terminal jet lag."
Chevy Chase: David and Julie Eisenhower were executed today by a firing squad... [laughter and applause] ...to pay for what the Pentagon calls "unforgivable dullness."
Chevy Chase: A new book has been published and released, and it's entitled, "Friends of Richard Nixon." A short work, it is only one page longer than the work, "Famous Antarctic Television Personalities of the Eighteenth Century." Of his former boss, President Ford said, "Well, I spent most of the week reading it, finding it challenging in its scope."
Chevy Chase: The United States... hold it... The United Nations General Assembly passed a resolution equating Zionism with racism. Black entertainer Sammy Davis, Jr., a convert to Judaism, was quoted as saying: "What a breakthrough! Now, finally, I can hate myself!"
Chevy Chase: A flock of seagulls was sucked into the jet engines of a DC-10 aircraft during takeoff at Kennedy Airport in New York. The plane crashed and burned, but no one was hurt. However, 14 birds were injured, and 3 were killed. The injured gulls were taken to Mount Sinai hospital, and names of the dead are being withheld pending notification of the next of kin. (soft laughter)
Chevy Chase: Our top story tonight: President Ford flew to Paris today for a joint economic summit conference! (cut to the monitor over Chevy's shoulder. It displays a photo of Ford bending down to kiss a young girl who is giving him flowers.) Overworked and exhausted from his flight, the President mistakenly bumped his head on the face of a little girl who was presenting him with flowers at the airport. Smiling but alert Secret Service agents seized the child and wrestled her to the ground. (laughter and applause) Commented Ford later: "It's okay- kid's too young to vote anyway. Have you seen my flowers?" (soft laughter)
This episode and Season 3 episode "Robert Klein/Bonnie Raitt" were featured back-to-back on a 1980s Warner Home Video, with musical guests edited out.
Gilda Radner plays the Emily Litella character for the first time in the sketch "Looks at Books."
John Belushi wrote the sketch, "Sam Peckinpah", for the episode "Candice Bergen/Esther Phillips" one week earlier, but it was cut in rehearsal.
This was the first instance that a musical guest lip-sync a song. While ABBA did sing "SOS" live, they did a lip-sync version of "Waterloo." During their performance of "Waterloo," subtitles flashed on the screen announcing that "Right now Abba is lip synching ... it's not their fault ... the tracks didn't arrive from Sweden." From then on forward, Lorne Michaels reduced Dick Ebersol's output quite considerably in SNL, who insisted that ABBA be the musical guest.
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