Saturday Night Live

Season 31 Episode 10

Scarlett Johansson/Death Cab For Cutie

Aired Saturday 11:30 PM Jan 14, 2006 on NBC

Episode Recap

THE 700 GANG: Pat Robertson frightens kids with his thoughts on divine retribution for famous figures.

MONOLOGUE: Scarlett Johansson and bit-part actress Amy Poehler sing "Isn't It Lovely Being A Star?" (Johansson, Poehler)

TACO TOWN: (Hader, Parnell(VO), Samberg, Sudeikis)

DEEP HOUSE DISH: D.J. Dynasty Handbag approaches Tiara Zee on her incredible ability to be so dull. (Johansson, Dratch, Parnell, Poehler, Thompson, Wiig(VO))

SMORGASBORD: Loving couple spout out their misery while cooking Scandinavian dishes. (Johansson, Hader, Meyers)

SWEDISH RING TONES: The Swedish Chef jumps on the bandwagon for more ring tones. (Samberg)

DARWIN: Dumdum Charles Darwin wreaks havoc among Christian scientists. (Poehler(VO))

MIKE & TONI'S CHANDELIER GALAXY: Classing up houses with chandeliers in every room. (Johansson, Armisen, Dratch, Sudeikis, Thompson)

DULUTH LIVE: Talk show musician boozes it up with his hardcore band as he belts out epic theme song. (Johansson, Armisen, Dratch, Forte, Hader, Mitchell, Parnell(VO), Poehler, Samberg, Sanz, Sudeikis, Wiig, Jorma Taccone)


WEEKEND UPDATE: Martha-Ann Bomgardner reacts to emotional questioning on her husband Samuel Alito; Nutbird News Quiz: Tina Fey tests out Amy Poehler on who said what, Pat Robertson or a crazy hobo; Shaggy Hair Corner: Andy Samberg considers himself spokesperson for all shaggy haired people. (Dratch, Fey, Parnell, Poehler, Samberg)

MY SUPER SWEET 16: Bratty sixteen year-old girl yells and threatens her parents to give her a superb party. (Johansson, Dratch, Parnell, Poehler, Wiig)

ONCE IN A LIFETIME JEWELERS: Obnoxious motormouth attempts to purchase a diamond ring for his fiancee. (Johansson, Mitchell, Sudeikis)

SUBMARINE AFFAIR: Scientist is confused as to how his wife and best friend had an affair while inside a tiny submarine. (Johansson, Meyers, Samberg, Sanz)


MR. WILLOUGHBY: Sisters talk about how wonderful the creepy character is. (Johansson, Dratch, Fey, Parnell(VO))