At the end of Shia's monologue, the camera turns off prematurely, then turns on again.
Melanie: I am Melanie Ginsu. I have, like, every knife in existence. Blade: But do you have a knife that can effortlessly cut through a grown man's pinky finger? Melanie: Actually, I don't- Blade: Bernard, please cut through your pinky finger. Melanie: Although the pinky finger's really not that tough of a bone to cut through. Blade: That's a good point. Bernard, please locate the thickest of your finger bones, and then cut through that. Is that more to your liking, ma'am? Melanie: I can't promise a sale, but I'm listening now.
Seth Meyers: For the second consecutive year the number of sex abuse claims against the nation's Catholic priests has dropped. Undisputable proof that fewer kids are going to church.
Amy Poehler: The Bush Administration on Wednesday extended the tours of active-duty Army troops in Iraq by three months, increasing their stay to a total of 15 months. Troops responded to the news saying, "I'm gay."
Seth Meyers: It's official- the Durham District Attorney raped three lacrosse players.
Amy Poehler: Rutgers women's basketball coach C. Vivian Stringer said Friday that the team had accepted Don Imus' apology. The media responded by saying, "Yeah, this isn't really about you."
Maya: Come on, dont be Shia!
Sketches not shown in the 60 minute version: Don Imus segment on Weekend Update, "Moustache Ride," "The Prince Show," "Knife Salesmen," "John Mayer & Jessica Simpson," and Avril Lavigne's performance of "I Can Do Better."
Sketches cut after dress rehearsal include: a sketch where Shia LaBeouf tries to get his fat roommates (Bill Hader, Will Forte) not to eat his food with help from the Jared the Subway Guy (Jason Sudiekis); a Target sketch where Shia is a worker who believes in ghosts and scares customers; a Digital Short about Andy Samberg rapping about his brother-in-law Roy; John Mayer and Jessica Simpson #1 - (note: in dress two other short sketches about John Mayer and Jessica Simpson aired. #2 is the one that's in the live show) John and Jessica (Bill Hader, Kristin Wiig) try to talk but end up in silence, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson #3 where Jessica asks John if she wants to have sex; a sketch where Shia pitches a movie to Maya Rudolph, Jason Sudiekis and Amy Poehler; a sketch where Fred Armisen and Kristin Wiig are shopping in a hardware store and Fred unzips his pants to drop things on his crotch; a sketch in which Shia tries to get rid monkeys from his bedroom after his parents tell him to stop "monkeying around"; Jason Sudiekis doing a Weekend Update commentary on the Stanley Cup.
Several of the songs that appeared on Avril Lavigne's third album were co-written by SNL Band guitarist Lukasz Gottwald.
The "What You Say" digital short spoofed the cliffhanger from the end of second season of The OC, which included the same song, "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap.
S 37 : Ep 22
Aired 5/19/12
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Aired 5/12/12
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Aired 5/5/12
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