Suze Orman: Well, that's all for this week, my sweet lover angels. I'm gonna leave you with a few money saving tips... just for the ladies... that I... cannot... live... without.
Number One: Don't waste your money on expensive self-tanners. Do what I do: sit in a bath tub with twelve beef bullion cubes... over... night.
Number Two: You need a hot stone massage? Don't go to the parlor. Slather on some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!... and roll around... on... a gravel... driveway.
And finally: Instead of buying fancy maxi-pads... you... can make... your own. Go to the Dollar Store... buy a 24-pack of baby socks... and... some double... sided tape.
Sketches not shown in the 60 minute version: the Vlad and Niko segment on Weekend Update, "Girls Trying on Clothes," "The Suze Orman Show," "Scared Straight," and My Morning Jacket's performance of "Evil Urges."
In Latin America, this episode aired on July 19, 2008 on Sony Entertainment Television.
Sketches cut after dress rehearsal: a Democratic National Committee cold open, where DNC members (Kristin Wiig, Jason Sudiekis, Fred Armisen) say vote for the Democratic candidate or upset Al Gore (Darrell Hammond) [note: this was reworked using Amy Poehler's Hillary Clinton impression for the live show cold open]; a Mexican man (Fred Armisen) has trouble understanding direction; and a man (Shia LaBeouf) auditioning for a kids' show gets a part in the show he didn't expect.
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