Steve Martin: Hey, we're having some fun now, eh kids? [ sips water, spits ] Excuse me! Sorry, I didn't mean to.. get some on you there. We're having some fun - hey! [ picks up camera, snaps his own picture ] Excuse me! Alright! Hey, you get to see a show; all I have are.. memories. I paid $900 for this - is that too much? I don't know. Okay. We're moving! I tell you what - let's rip the place apart! Sorry, folks. Okay, we'll be starting in a few moments - just waiting... for the drugs... to take effect... and then... Ah! Okay, here we go!