CNN Democratic Debate: Hillary Clinton has a hard time getting her word in when the bias media loves Obama. Campbell Brown hosts the event with two moderators, Jorge Ramos and John King. Obama Girl sings for Obama.
Tina Fey's Monologue: Tina Fey is hosting the first episode back from the Writers' Strike. She doesn't think herself as a performer but a writer. Steve Martin makes a cameo.
Annuale: 4 women tell us about their experience taking Annuale, the pills that will let you have your period only once every year. But there's a catch, once you have it you'll have the worst week in your life.
Rock of Love 2: Bret Michaels hosts his show. Three women try to get passes from him, while skanky Amber joins in.
Grandkids in a Movie (Digital Short): A Grandpa tells us how he gets scared when he doesn't know anybody in movies. So, his wife makes a DVD that involves his grand kids.
What's That Bitch Talking About?: The host has two contestents who need to guess what the bitches are talking about specifically.
Musical Performance: Carrie Underwood performs "All-American Girl".
Weekend Update: Amy and Seth co-anchor. Mike Huckabee makes a guest cameo, while Tina Fey tells us the Women News.
NBC's Celebrity Apprentice: Donald Trump hosts Celebrity Apprenctice with 4 different versions. Commercial Edition, Regular edition, Law Edition, and Old Stars Edition.
Ed Mahoney's Speech: Ed Mahoney makes a toast. He mortifies the bride and embarrasses the groom when he gets to touchy subjects.
Virginia Horsen's Hot-Air Balloons: Virginia Horsen gives us a really really cheap commercial about her Hot Air Balloon Rides.
I Drink Your Milk-Shake: Food Network, "Porn For Fat People," presents I Drink Your Milkshake. Daniel Planview and his kid host the show. They drink other people's milkshakes.
Musical Performance: "Flat On The Floor" performed by Carrie Underwood.
Lady Business: Four girls start a new show, much like Lip Stick Jungle.