Saturday Night Live Season 31 Episode 17

COLD OPENING: President Bush meets with Bill Frist to discuss Gas Plan segueing into informercial sales pitch.



MONOLOGUE: members of the Catholic clergy question host's movie and his hair.



WHEEL OF FORTUNE: contestants continuely answer incorrectly the letter of the puzzle.



KAITLIN GETS AN IGUANA: Kaitlin gets the chance to babysit the pet Iguana of Rick's friend Eli.



ARIELL & EPHRAIM (FILM): A flashback to 1991, leads to a Right Said Fred-esqe song called "Please Don't Cut My Testicles."



MA AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS-- Two grown brothers at the Back to the Future venue at Universal Theme Park continuesly yell at their disoriented mother.



"Dani, California" (Musical Performance)



WEEKEND UPDATE: commentaries by Rosie O'Donnell on her appointment as the newest co-host of The View. Drs. Gunther and Patrick Kelly debate immigration issues via song.



CLAREMONT YOGA CENTER: Teddy's body odor and appearance offends a woman during yoga class.



COLIN'S PLACE: a Sanford and Son-esqe look at Colin Powell and his son Michael.



"Give It Away" (Musical Performance)



POMPOUS TENNIS PLAYERS: Country-Clubbers argue Tennis strategy along with their lack of or large amount of arms.