Brett: Lisa thinks you're a great dancer!
Jessie: She also thinks 'Arsenio Hall' is where The Lakers play.
Mr. Belding: Penny will meet you at the mall at seven.
Zack: Why at the mall?
Mr. Belding: Because I don't want you to know where I live.
Zack: That's understandable, sir.
Mr. Belding: (He just signed Zack's detention paper) So, this makes nine, and 10 is...
Zack: Don't say it, sir.
Mr. Belding: That's right, suspension! It's gonna happen, Morris.
Zack: Not until cows give Pepsi, sir.
Mr. Belding: Another afternoon in detention, number nine in the series...
Zack: No, I think that's number eight.
Mr. Belding: No, number eight was when you sold the school to the Japanese.
Zack: Ahh...What was wrong with Honda High School?
Jessie: Is it me or is it hot in here?
Lisa: (in disgust) It's you!
Screech: Do I look that desperate for a date?
(looks into mirror, then back at Zack)
Screech: What time do I pick her up?
Penny: Zack is so hot, he makes my teeth sweat!
Zack: What's with the wig?
Screech: Oh, do you like it? It gives me that extra bit of...Zackosity.
Zack: I'm gonna kick your Zackosity if you don't take Penny and get lost!
At the Max Jessie says, "Lisa thinks Arsenio Hall is where the Lakers play." Arsenio Hall, born on February 12, 1955, is a comedian, talk show host, and actor. In 1988, he costarred in the comedy film Coming to America with Eddie Murphy.
From 1989 through 1994, he hosted The Arsenio Hall Show. The show was known for the audience's shouting "Whoof Whoof Whoof" while pumping their fists.
Zack is hosting a dating game show in Jessie's dream. This is an allusion to The Dating Game. The Dating Game was an ABC television show that first aired on December 20, 1965. ABC dropped the show in 1973, but it resurfaced in several syndicated versions (1973-1974 as The New Dating Game, 1978-1980, 1986-1989, and 1996-1999).
The three bachelors are references to Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Donald Trump. Freddy Krueger is a fictional character in the A Nightmare on Elm Street series. Donald Trump is a real person and he is a self-made billionaire.