In this episode, Kelly states that there are 7 kids in the Kapowski family.
Belding: Zack, I've had it up to here with your antics...and I'm a tall guy!
(Screech walks into the class whistling)
Zack: Screech..what're you so happy about?
Screech: Look at this face..tell me what you see!
(Screech raises up his chin)
Zack: Proof that there's life on other planets.
Slater: Hey guys, got anything for your star quarterback?
Zack: Life insurance! We haven't beaten valley in twenty two years.
Lisa: Twenty-three...but who's counting?
Mr. Belding: It's a little early for the tiger suit, isn't it?
Screech: Uh...there were mice in the building, Mr. Belding!
Zack: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. You know when we're in college we're going to laugh about this.
Zack: Yeah, I'm gonna be famous alright. 'Student Attacked by Blotchy Maroon Mob,' film at eleven.
Charlie Coburn: Alright, now what about my ten bucks?
Zack: Oh yeah, here you go.
Charlie Coburn: Hey, wait a minute, Jason Bateman's not on a ten-dollar bill!
Zack: Oh, you noticed.
Zack: Did you wash your face today?
Screech: Why would I do that during the week?
Screech: Zack, quick, you've got to help me. My worst nightmare has come true!
Zack: You found out ALF was a puppet?
Screech: He is?!
Mr. Bennett: This is Chemistry class, not Love Connection. If you don't finish your experiment, I'll have to experiment with your grades.
Odd, I don't know any school that allows a freshman to be Homecoming Queen- maybe on court, but not Queen.
This is the episode with the famous "Beep-b-beep-b-b-beep, beep, beep-b-beep-b-b-beep, Go Bayside!" chant.
Title pun: Queen for a day.