Saved By The Bell

Zack: Hey, you okay? Kelly: You were right, Zack, I guess I should erase all those bad things I wrote about you in my diary. Zack: That'll be nice. Kelly: Thanks for being such a good friend.

Kelly: You maggot mouth liar! You're just jealous! Jeff would never cheat on me! Zack: Kelly, I saw it with my own eyes! Kelly: You're wrong! Last night Jeff was bowling with his roommates. Why don't you just mind your own business and stay out of my life? Jeff: Hey, what's going on out here? Kelly: Nothing, just a rude customer!

Kelly: Hi Screech. Screech: Kelly! Um, ah Kelly ah, hi. Kelly: Screech, can I ask you something? Screech: Well, ah, not now, Kelly. I'm busy making fake ID's for Jessie and Lisa. Kelly: Why are you making them ID's? Screech: Well, because we're going back to The Attic tommorrow night. Don't ask me why. Kelly: You went there with Zack, huh? Screech: Yes! Kelly: Screech, did you see Jeff, there? Screech: Ummmmmmm......Ummmmmmmm........(crying) Ummmmmmmmmm! Kelly: Then it's true? But why, I mean why would Jeff cheat on me? Screech: I don't know, Kelly. Men are such fools. I hope I never become one!

Lisa: Wait a minute... you have to be eighteen to get to the attic. Screech: Not true! You could be fifty-four!

Jessie: Fake IDs? That's wrong, that's immoral, that's dishonest, that's - Lisa: Cool! I want one of those!

Mr. Belding: (showing slides) There's Mrs. B.
Kelly: Why is she eating raw fish?
Mr. Belding: That's not Mrs. B, that's Shamu. Notice the use of shadow and light.
(Zack, Sceech, and Slater are snoring)
Mr. Belding: (speaking louder to wake the boys up) I said notice the use of shadow and light!
(The guys wake-up)
Zack: Yeah, Shamu has an overbite!

Slater: Hey, what happened, Preppy? She dump you? Zack: Guess again, my high school friend. Danielle, my college honey, just asked me to meet her tomorrow night at The Attic. Screech: The attic? Wow, that sounds like fun. There could be bats up there! Slater: You're bats, Screech! The Attic is an over-18 dance club, and Zack's only 16. Zack: That may be true today, Slater, but by tomorrow night, we'll all be 18. Screech: Oh no, Mom said I had to move out at 18! I gotta go look for a place!

Mrs. Morris: Hi guys, I brought you a bed time snack! Slater: Oooh, food! Zack: Mom, come on, come on, we're not little kids anymore. Screech: Yeah, and we got the ID's to prove--(Slater shoves a brownie in Screech's mouth)

Slater: Hey, cool scar, man! Bouncer: Thanks, man. It's a gift from my girl.

Zack: Come on, relax. Mrs. Morris: Relax? I'm your mother. I know you too well to relax.

Slater: Hi, I'm, uh, Zack's older, cooler, more happening friend, A.C. Slater. Sandy: Ooh, what's the A.C. stand for? Slater: Absolutely Charming.

Zack: (To Screech) You idiot! No one's gonna believe I'm fifty-four years old!