Kelly: Hi Screech.
Screech: Kelly! Um, ah Kelly ah, hi.
Kelly: Screech, can I ask you something?
Screech: Well, ah, not now, Kelly. I'm busy making fake ID's for Jessie and Lisa.
Kelly: Why are you making them ID's?
Screech: Well, because we're going back to The Attic tommorrow night. Don't ask me why.
Kelly: You went there with Zack, huh?
Kelly: Screech, did you see Jeff, there?
Kelly: Then it's true? But why, I mean why would Jeff cheat on me?
Screech: I don't know, Kelly. Men are such fools. I hope I never become one!