Saved By The Bell Season 3 Episode 24

Slater: Monique said he was just run down.
Screech: That's ridiculous; he wasn't hit by a car!

Kelly: Hey, Zack. What are you doing here?
Zak: Hey, Kel. I'm looking for a girl.
Kelly: We only sell clothes here.

Slater: I got a job at the mall. I'm helping with gift wrap.
Screech: "Gift Wrap" - Isn't that an M.C. Hammer song?

Zack: Screech, quick call 911!
Screech: Ok! What's the number?

Lisa: Slater will you hurry up? faster or that blouse will be out of style!
Slater: I'm doing the best I can. Where did I put the tape?
Lisa: On your nose!
(she rips the tape off)
Slater: Oww!!

Kelly: Thinking about Zack?
Laura: Yeah. I can't believe he took me to go see Santa!
Kelly: Yeah, I can't believe he didn't make you sit on his knee!

Zack: I thought you said you weren't hungry.
Laura: Well, you know what they say about potato chips.
Zack: Yeah. Bet you can't eat just 50.

Slater: Hey, got anymore gingerbread women?
Zack: Why? You don't have a date for New Years Eve?

Jessie: Ok, who's up next to take a picture with Santa? Tommy, you're back.
Tommy: My mom wanted me to apologize to you.
Jessie: Aww that's nice.
Tommy: I'm sorry...you ugly old bat! (he runs away)
Jessie: You little brat!!

Screech: Lisa, guess what I'm wearing!
Lisa: Is that mistletoe?
Screech: Yeah. Do you want to do anything?
Lisa: Yes. Run away. (she leaves)

Lisa: Mmm. Do I smell cookies?
Mrs. Morris: You sure do. Zack helped me bake them.
Lisa: You baked?
Zack: Yes. I made gingerbread women.
Slater: Gingerbread chicks. I like that.
Jessie: Well, they should make a gingerbread pig for you.

Mrs. Morris: What about you, Jessie?
Jessie: I'm working at a booth where kids take pictures with Santa.
Mrs. Morris: I didn't know you like kids.
Jessie: I don't. I like $8.00 an hour.

Mrs. Morris: So, have you decided what you want for Christmas yet?
Zack: (Watching a pretty girl go by) Oh, yeah!
Mrs. Morris: I don't think I have a big enough box for her.