Zack: (Zack takes Slater's side in skipping Kelly's test) Come on, Kelly, I bet a lot on this game. Kelly: And I bet a lot on you. First, as a friend, then as a boyfriend, now as a principal. I used to think you were something special. I guess I lost that bet. (Silence) Slater: Well you're special to me, Zack. REALLY special!
Screech: (Screech has his gym students lined up and is critiquing them) Is that your chest or did two tic-tacs fall down your shirt?
Zack: Why be a teacher when you can be a principal? It's the easiest job around, you don't do anything, ask Belding.
Jessie: Zack's idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd.