Zack: Kelly, you are the most beutiful queen I've ever seen.
Kelly: Thanks, Jeff.
Slater: You are a strange and weird person.
Screech: Well thank you for noticing!
Zack: I just have one thing to say about Kelly's new career. She is a knockout in that waitress uniform. Slater: Whoa, you can say that again. (Jessie nudges him) No you won't say that again. What a stupid idea!
Jessie: I'd like to discuss the coronation ceremony of the king and queen.
Zack: Hey that's a good idea. Where should Kelly and I stand?
Slater: Behind Jessie and me with all the other losers.
Jessie: We're going as history's greatest lovers.
Screech: You're going as Sonny and Cher?
Jessie: No we're going as Cleopatra and Mark Antony.
Zack: Those guys wear mini skirts Slater. You'd better shave your legs.
Slater: I can't wait to see you in those tights Preppy.
(About the costume ball)
Belding: NO Mr. Belding costumes this year. Mrs. Belding gets confused very easily. Oh, Oh, Oh.....for any boy that's coming dressed as a girl, you still have to use the boy's room, is that clear?
Lisa: (about the costume ball) Why don't you go as the invisible man?
Screech: Well I would, but I don't know what he looks like.
Jeff: Can I get you guys anything?
Screech: Yeah, one raspberry papaya rhubarb tonic sparkler.
Jeff: Sorry, we just sold the last one.
Screech: Well then bring me a milk with an olive in it.
Kelly: Can we still be friends?
Although it was edited for syndication, Mr. Belding sang "Those Boots Are Made For Walking".
It's the first episode that featured them as a band "The Zack Attack" (Zack; guitar/Screech; keys/Jessie; lead vocals/Lisa; bass & Slater; drums).