I know that there may already be a some treads like this but there haven't been any in awhile so i'm creating a new one.
Janitor: Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna leave the cart in the closet, I'm gonna leave the closet unlocked and if... by magic, it happens to reappear, I won't ask any questions.
J.D.: I don't even know what "it" is.
Janitor: Then why take it?
That one is from:My fifteen minutes.
J.D.'s narration: I just wish that one of my relationships could be back to normal.
Janitor comes up and sprays J.D.'s crotch.
Janitor: Uh,oh.Looks like someone switched to big boy pants a little too soon.
J.D.: Oh yeah,that's very clever. It looks like I wet myself. Do you actually think that,that's funny?
Janitor sprays him again and laughs.
J.D. looks down at his pants.
J.D.'s narration: Good god, that's cold.
J.D.: After all,I am the Whiz Kid.
(Janitor sprays J.D.'s crotch).
Janitor: Now you are.
And the last two are from:My Overkill.