Dr. Christopher "Chris" Duncan Turk
Dr. Percival "Perry" Cox
Nurse Carla Espinosa
Dr. Robert "Bob" Kelso
Dr. Elliot Reid
It's revealed that Carla is 36.
"Happy Together" by The Turtles
"Ride" by Cary Brothers
When Carla guesses how old the Janitor is (while talking about genetically enhancing children) she guesses Neil Flynn's (the actor who plays Janitor) real age. He was forty five when he filmed that episode; apparently the Janitor is two years younger.
When J.D. is pouring coffee for the hung over ladies, he first takes a cup, pours little coffee, then takes another cup, which is full.
When J.D. and Elliot walk in to the hospital, there is no-one standing behind J.D. Then after a short sentence by Elliot, Carla is resting comfortably against the counter as if she's been there a while.
When Turk shows Dr. Kelso the spoon filled with peanut butter, he shows the inside of the spoon to him, but when the camera angle changes, not only does it seem that there isn't as much peanut butter on the spoon as before, but also the outside of the spoon is facing Dr. Kelso.
When Julie falls down with her chair, she says that the glass broke in her mouth. How could it, if she wasn't drinking from the glass when she fell and she even dropped the glass far from her head?
J.D. says that Julie never laughs and only says "that is so funny", but Julie actually laughs at J.D.'s joke when he says to his neighbor that next time he would beat him at poker.
Elliot: (Talking to a girl while she's drunk) So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?
Dr. Cox: Oh look what we have here. It's a visual representation of how alcohol affects different ages. We have the young.
Julie: (Perfectly fine) Morning!
Dr. Cox: The slightly older.
Elliot: (Her head in her hands) Please stop talking.
Dr. Cox: The slightly older still.
Carla: (Her head also in her hands and mumbles something)
Dr. Cox: And last the very, very, very old. (Jordan's sitting with sunglasses on and her arms crosses) She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness. (Shakes her) Jordaroo! Jordalicious! Jordaroni!
Turk: You're just too picky with women.
J.D.: You used to be the same way. Somehow you got over it and now you're married.
Turk: That's cause I was never as bad as you.
J.D.: Oh really? Remember Whitney the Snapper?
(Flashback to Turk in college sitting on a bed with Whitney)
Turk: I just wanted to say thanks for dinner tonight.
Whitney: And for dessert you're gonna get a little Whitney... à (snaps) la (snaps) mode (snaps) .
Turk: Get out.
Julie: (While watching Uncle Buck) That's so funny. That's so funny. Look how big that pancake is. That's so funny.
J.D.: (In pain) Make her stop.
Julie: That's so funny!
Elliot: I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, "You're very healthy down there." And then I said "right back at you." And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said, "I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, listen to me. You never stop being annoyed by the little things, ever. Take Gandhi here. Your wife is the bossiest woman I've ever met. Are you trying to tell me that you're not bothered by that anymore?
Turk: Sometimes I watch Roots to remind myself how good I've got it.
J.D.: Me too.
Dr. Cox: Everyone is annoying. I mean, take Jordan. She is just now returning from what I can only assume is her eleventh gynecological visit this month.
Jordan: I'm saving my breast exam for when you go away next month.
Dr. Cox: Upsetting but we preserve. Bottom line: There is no such thing as a perfect person. You, tell her.
Turk: If you've found someone who makes you happy by just sitting around and holding hands, then eventually all that other stuff won't matter.
Turk puts his hand on J.D.'s shoulder and J.D. holds it and moans
Turk: Dude, not me.
J.D.: I know.
Turk: Let's think about some of the great girls you let slip through your fingers. Kylie, Jamie, Gift Shop Girl, Mini McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two-Kids, Rumple Fugly...I'm forgetting someone...
Carla's narration: Oh my god Turk, if you forget Elliot she's going to cry.
Carla: Turk, aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all? (Discretely gesturing at a dejected Elliot)
Turk: (Snaps) Heidi Horseface!
Elliot: Me! Turk, she is talking about me, ok!?
J.D.: Relax, Elliot, you're Mole Butt.
Elliot: Really? (Becomes happy) Sorry Turk.
Turk: So, when am I gonna get to meet Julie?
J.D.: Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?
Turk: What are you doing?
J.D.: I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so that I don't mess this relationship up.
Turk: I don't understand.
J.D.: I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow. You know what? It's time for her to meet the people in my life. I think she's going to do great .
Turk: She's not a guy, honey. Besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.
Carla: Really? Well, how would you feel if I said, "Hey, it's 'Skinny Turk'?"
Carla's Narration: And now his boyfriend will comfort him.
J.D.: Don't listen to her, Brown Bear. Your body's fierce.
Turk: Is it?
J.D.: Like Taye Diggs.
Turk: Taye Diggs.
J.D.: You know what's interesting Turk? She's not saying "that's so sad". She's actually crying.
Turk: You're an idiot.
J.D.: Yes I am.
Julie: Did you know J.D.'s parents thought that he was going to be a girl. They didn't have a name ready when he was born, so until he was three years old, they called him Johanna.
Dr. Cox: I don't know who you are, but thank you for this.
Janitor:You know I’m not going to have a kid until that genetic technology they’ve been talking about available for everyone.
Carla: So you want to pick the sex and eye colour.
Janitor: No, gills. When that day comes it’s goodbye hospital, hello father son treasure hunting team.
Carla: Wow. Well you better get cracking, what are you like forty-five.
Janitor: Forty-three. I know I look a little older but that’s just because I drink and smoke heavily and work with chemicals and sleep on my face.
Carla: No hard feelings.
Janitor: I swear on my unborn fish boys life, she will pay.
Turk: Don’t worry about it baby we’ll just keep trying. Remember that magazine I read about how important it is for the men to have a high protein diet…
Carla: Turk for the last time you are not eating ribs while we do ‘it’.
Turk: You let me have no fun.
Julie: Hey look, the Clarks are home!
J.D.'s narration: Unfortunately the Clarks felt that if we weren't building a house, we weren't technically their neighbours.
J.D. and Julie: Hey Clarks!
Mr.Clark: Go to hell!
J.D.: The immersion therapy didn't work.
Turk: Dude, relax. I was a psych minor in college. The next time she says "that's so funny", I want you to pretend she says "that's so money".
J.D.: Ooooh... I like that.
Turk: Yeah, it's called word replacement - ism.
Janitor: Don't mean to bother anybody. I'm just showing nurse Martinez here around the hospital. That's our chief of medicine, that is a patient, and that is you in twenty years. Okay, let's go look at dead people.
Carla: That nurse makes me feel so old.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, calm down, nurse Espinosa. I have it on good authority that she's a dude.
Carla: I made that stuff up.
Dr. Kelso: Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.
Turk: Look Julie, I'm very protective of J.D., so it's going to take a lot for you to win me over.
Julie: Ah, J.D. wanted me to introduce you to my godfather.
Billy Dee Williams: Hey, Julie's a great girl.
Turk: (in excited high pitched voice) Ahh-hah-hah! Lando Calrissian! Come here.
Billy Dee Williams: (laughs) You can call me Billy Dee.
Turk: Yes Lando, yes.
Mr. Morgan: You're a cute couple.
Mr. Morgan: Wanna buy a baby?!
J.D.: Ooh sweety?
J.D.: I'm sorry, no thank you.
(Jordan is staring at the new hot gynecologist walking down the hall)
Dr. Cox: Jordan, why would you need seven pap smears in one month?
Jordan: I got a lot of pap. Move your head so I can see.
(She shoves his head out of the way)
Carla: I got my period. This really sucks. I've been trying to get pregnant for two months now.
J.D.: I almost bought a baby yesterday.
J.D.'s narration: Don't tell them in case you want it later.
In J.D.'s imagination, after the "young Carla" comment made by the Janitor, Carla demonstrates abilities very similar to that of Storm, a fictional superhero character created by Marvel Comics (as seen on X-Men), who can also control the weather and her eyes also turn white; however, Storm doesn't have the loud screaming ability that Carla showed.
Dr. Cox: Take Gandhi here...
Gandhi, more commonly known as Mahatma Gandhi, was an Indian political leader who throughout his life objected to all forms of violence. The main reason why Dr. Cox calls Turk "Gandhi" is that they are both bald.
Turk keeps calling Billy Dee Williams "Lando" in reference to his role as Lando Calrissian on "Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back" and "Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi".
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