J.D.'s Narration: Turk's relationship is so messed up right now that I decided to lighten his mood. And nothing cracks him up more than the old block-the-door-with-my-foot gag.
J.D.'s foot blocks the automatic door and Carla bashes into it
Carla: Ooh! Ow! Oh, oh, okay.
J.D.'s Narration: Oops. Wrong person.