Jenny: Here you go, fellas.
J.D. and Turk: Thank you, Jenny.
J.D.: Yoooooooo! Check out these fries! That girl is so in to me.
Turk: Please, she's totally crushing on the brother.
J.D.: Why, because you're black?
Turk: 'Kay, let's get one thing straight: This has nothing to do with me being black - this has something to do with me being smoother...
The bottle of ketchup he's smacking suddenly splats on his face