Turk: You're the most amazing Mom I've ever seen. One tiny mistake can't ruin something that good.
Carla: That's the sweetest thing you ever said to me.
Turk: It is?
Carla: This is going to come back to you in a good way.
J.D.: What kind of a good way? In the boudoir, right? Up high! (Holds up hand for high five)
Turk: We're getting a little old to make such a big deal outta having sex.
Turk: I'm just playin', man.
J.D.: Thank goodness. When you said that I died a little inside.
Turk: Give up for me gettin' some!